Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
Reblogging because Cookie Dough is literally god.
We have maple syrup coated turkey in our igloos with our beaver and moose friends.
Get in the kamui, Shinji
KARKAT: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SHITWAD?!
SOLLUX: *cough* 2uck…iit…
Sollux, you diick.
EB: is there something i’m missing here..?
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OK I REALLY WANT TO BE KISSING A GIRL AND THEN I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND SHE’S LIKE “CUTE BRA” AND I CAN SAY “THANKS IT HAS POCKETS”
the game has changed forever
Well, if we don’t have them in our pants, we need to put pockets somewhere else
i love when people are passionate about a certain character, like really passionate about them bc then i start associating them with that character and then the character reminds me of them and i’ll just be looking through my dash and then suddenly i’ll think about them
there will always be room in my heart for this trash pairing